Monday, April 29, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Today, I discovered that teaser extrapolation works. My judgement of 4Minute's new song, "What's Your Name?" based solely on the teaser video accurately described what the full song would be like.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
A sea of digitally produced fans
Welcome back, friends. This week in bad kpop, we have Jay Park in a bikini, a Sleeping Beauty, and bad Photoshopping. Enjoy.
I will now pass judgement on a song I have not heard in full. Let's call this teaser extrapolation if you will.
Monday, April 22, 2013
As everyone knows N4, the new T-ara subgroup, is debuting soon but what about the rest of the T-ara members I hear you asking? Well you need not fear, intrepid T-ara fan. Soyeon, Qri, and Boram are forming their very own subgroup. Below are the most logical names for this epic subgroup:
Sunday, April 21, 2013
|Apparently she didn't, "Like dat"|
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Rumors dominated kpop news this week. We got to see a dating rumor turn out to be true. We heard the truth behind another idol's dark secret. And idol speculation? You bet.
It was basically like high school if high school had hotter people.
Monday, April 15, 2013
The latest word on the idol gossip street is that Tony An, formerly of H.O.T., and Girl's Day's Hyeri are dating. For those of you trying to figure out the age gap math, I'll save you the trouble. It's 16 years. He was born in 1978, she in 1994. In other words, he's in his mid-30s, and she's 18 (by U.S. standards, anyway).
I see Tony's giving himself his own High-Five of Teenager.
Friday, April 12, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
This week was slow on the kcrap side. It was as though the kpop industry was, like, focusing on music or something. ikr?
We were still able to mine a small collection of nonsense nuggets for you, though. We've got an unfortunate subgroup name, a crime against Jiyeon, and a Psy tramp stamp.
For the past few months, LEDApple has been releasing weekly YouTube videos of the group covering Korean and English pop songs. It's part of a charity Music Note project they're working on. Kids in need get money; viewers get cheesy videos of the boys covering random songs.
Like really random. The group bounces around each week, performing everything from SNSD and Big Bang to The Biebs and Queen.
Like baby, baby, baby, oh hell no ...
Friday, April 5, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Another week, another mountain of crap in the kpop world. We've got a creeper idol, an ever-evolving face, and classy shooting time.
I'd take a bullet for you, G-Dragon. OK, not really.
But I would take a photo of you if I saw you in the airport.