Friday, May 31, 2013

Cheerz: SNSD "Into the New World"

We're moving out of our cabin in the woods tomorrow into a place in town, so I thought this would be an appropriate song. Enjoy the vintage SNSD, ya'll.

The ultimate baddest female showdown

Since the cool concept right now for female idols is "Bad girls," let's see who rocks it best. Because we can. 

Go on with your badass selves.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

The Best of the Worst: May 30

This week's News of the Shit included an outrageous story about something that almost definitely would not happen and a story about something everyone knew would happen.

Plus, Jonghyun recreates his best sex face for everyone.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Thursday, May 23, 2013

The Best of the Worst: May 23

Hello, friends! I've returned with another batch of dreadful kpop news to spread like the clap. This week was all about clothes. We've got an idol in pink underwear, men in women's clothing, and a bona fide wardrobe malfunction.


And on the topic of wardrobe malfunctions, I would like to say that most of the time, when an incident is labeled a "wardrobe malfunction" in kpop, it's not. For instance:

This is not a wardrobe malfunction. This is underwear masquerading as outerwear.

This also is not a wardrobe malfunction.

This also is not a wardrobe malfunction. ... Oh wait, yes it is.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Best of the Worst: May 16

Ugh, Kyuhyun, if I didn't already think you were the second fug-est thing in kpop
this photo would have proved it.

Hola, amigos! This week, we have a couple ruined photos, a unfortunately misused word, and more netizen wrath. 

Fun with this word cloud thing

Surprisingly the biggest word in 'Gee' is 'Gee'.

Ever wondered what your favorite k-pop songs would look like if you ran them through one of those word cloud generator things? No? Me neither, but I was bored at work so I did it anyway.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Friday, May 10, 2013

Cheerz: Fin.K.L "Now"

I jumped the gun last week featuring Lee Hyori for Cheerz as today is her birthday, so here's another round with The Princess, this time from her Fin.K.L days.

You Hyor.

Happy birthday, Hyori (oh, and you too, Joeyeon).

Sunday, May 5, 2013

N4 - Countryside translated

Don't be fooled. This bitch is packin'
Everyone's heard that new N4 song by now. But if you're like me you don't know what the fuck those bitches be singing. Fear not, I've taken the liberty of translating this shit for you...

All I learned about wilderness survival I learned from Secret

Here's the scenario: You're having a great time with your friends on your boat when disaster strikes. You find yourselves stranded on a desert island with little supplies. What do you do? If you've seen Secret's 'Yoohoo' you'll be prepared...

Friday, May 3, 2013

Cheerz: Lee Hyori "U-Go-Girl"

In anticipation of The Princess' comeback, we're saying "Cheerz" to Lee Hyori's "U-Go-Girl." It's a song and video of lessons, really.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Best of the Worst: May 2

Super Junior, super frightening

Hello again, friends.What's new in the world of bad kpop news, you might ask? Well, this week, we saw a couple examples of racism, even more relationship rumors, and butt rankings.

Butt rankings and a buttload of comebacks? It's been a fabulous week.