Saturday, June 29, 2013

Wat I'm Listening to: Miss A: I don't need a man

She got a man.

Any more I can only post after drinking. And, well I've almost killed this malt liquor thing so I'm ready.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

The Best of the Worst: June 27

This week's buzzword: curfew. We have an idol who used to have a ridiculously early curfew and one who probably should have a ridiculously early curfew now.

Se7en, reporting for booty

Dear Fany

Earlier this week, a reader sent in this question*:

Dear Fany,

I'm having a problem getting people to notice me. There are a lot of more popular girls in my class that everyone pays more attention to. It's like, they're prettier and more talented than me, so I'm basically ignored. I tried being like them in the beginning, but no one cared. I also tried being myself, but I have no personality or interesting qualities of my own. And after three years at this school, I'm totes desperate for some male attention. All I want is a good group of guy friends who dream of having sex with me. 

I'm having a party this weekend and inviting a bunch of guys from school. How can I get their attention?

Desperate in Delaware

Dear Desperate,

Because you lack personality and there are better options for the guys at your school, it looks as though you're not going to get anyone's attention using conventional means. You do have one thing going for you, though: You're desperate. This opens you up to seeking attention the negative route, which involves getting people to notice you through less socially acceptable means. You also are in luck, because just this week, Girl's Day released a tutorial on how to get people's attention without thought or merit.

Teaser: It involves a lot of bending over. 

So for you, Desperate in Delaware and all the other ignored souls out there, Girl's Day is here to help.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Sistar, After School, and wasted concepts

It's old news now, since this post is a couple weeks late, but anywho, in the past month, Sistar and After School came back with new releases. The teasers for both promised polished, sexy fun.

Showgirls and strippers? Sign me up!

Alas, my excitement didn't last long, for in both cases, watching the music video left me feeling like this:

(Not my illustration)

The 1st Edition of the Fany Times

Sunday, June 23, 2013

breaking news: akp is painfully unfunny, sucks at making gifs.

Even if someone from akp didn't make this, it's no excuse. It would take less than 2 minutes to make a gif that didn't look like something I pulled out of a bathtub drain.
XD so funneh ^_^

Friday, June 21, 2013

Cheerz: Orange Caramel "Lipstick"

Let's celebrate new backgrounds and an actual Cheerz this week with Orange Caramel's "Lipstick."

That is all.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Wat I'm Listening to: f(x) - Love Hate

Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Jung anonymous plastic surgeon for your fantastic genes work.

A post about f(x) that's not bitching about them!?

The Best of the Worst: June 20

This week's Best of the Worst is all about boobies! No, really. This week was ample in the chest news. We've got a boy with man boobies, another male who wishes he had some to flaunt, and an idol with a talent for finding people's nipples quickly.

These aren't the boobies we'll be talking about,
but aren't they pretty?

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

I want to have sex with Cabi world

Strap on your nostalgia goggles.

In my efforts to convince you myself I'm not gay I present exhibit #173494, this Cabi song thing.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Wat I'm Listening to: Hyuna - Ice Cream

Hi folks. Today we're going to talk about wat I'm listening to. Why, you ask? Because Fany said I could. And as the pants wearer I don't even really need to ask but since it's Fany Pack's birthday tomorrow I thought I would extend that courtesy.

I hope I'm not "jumping the scoop" as it were but since it's both Fany and Hyuna's birthday week... I've been listening to 'Ice Cream'. Also the fact it's like 90 fucking degrees here and we don't have air conditioning.

Why the mouse ears? She's fucking Hyuna that's why.

The Best of the Worst: June 13

Hola, friends! This week, we have expensive teddy bears, 6-year-old bashing, and After School-sparked indignation.

Effortlessly sexy

Yeah, not so much.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Hate You: Rainbow

I realized this week that I haven't been fully open with myself. I've been holding back, and that's not fair. In an effort to be completely honest with myself, here goes: I don't like Rainbow.

In fact, you could say I hate Rainbow. 

Warning: This could get a little messy.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

The Best of the Worst: June 6

Welcome back, friends. This week, we've got more bad kpop names and a case of the obvious.

Hey ladies, I'm single.

Ultimate K-pop Battle: Jiyeon vs. Jiyeon

Get ready for more pointless shit.
It's a battle that probably no one really cares about, but here we go. This ultimate battle features Jiyeon vs Jiyeon in a fight to the death.