Here's the deal: I love A Pink. They have come out as one of me and Soyeon Friend's new favorite groups in kpop and are the group we listen to the most right now. Nothing comes without consequences, though, and I've found myself with a problem.
"NoNoNo" has been playing on loop in my head for going on a week. It's beginning to drive me to madness.
This week, kpop fans got to take a trip down memory lane with a few idols and their embarrassing past photos. This included Simon D and E-Sens, who took time out from the Epic Diss Track Derpfest of 2013 to poke fun at each other. And poor Ga-In also got an unwanted blast from the past on "Beatles Code 2" when her yearbook photo was flashed onscreen, causing her to shriek in horror.
Ain't no ghouls here, fool.
Don't be sad, Ga-In, we've all been there. And most people's younger-self photos are much worse.
Here's the deal: I've been sick and lazy. That's why there haven't been any posts in a couple weeks, including last week's Best of the Worst. I did start compiling last week's Best of the Worst before the sickening, though, which is why this week's edition is overflowing with unimportant news.
A lot of kpop news this week seemed to revolve around idols being bad influences. We've got a smoking hot idol, a group of pervs, and the identity of who started Hongki off on the road to nail art addiction.
We stayed in on Friday night after I got home from work (like we had anywhere else to be, pfft). A combination of Old E 40s, kpop, and boredom brought Soyeon Friend and me to omegle.com, you know, one of those sites where you can chat with strangers.
Being new to the whole omegle thing, I started off with my go-to pickup line, but it didn't get me anywhere.
I tried tweaking my approach, to no avail.
Soyeon Friend had similar luck finding someone to chat with.
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