Friday, August 30, 2013

In search of a new favorite song

Here's the deal: I love A Pink. They have come out as one of me and Soyeon Friend's new favorite groups in kpop and are the group we listen to the most right now. Nothing comes without consequences, though, and I've found myself with a problem.

"NoNoNo" has been playing on loop in my head for going on a week. It's beginning to drive me to madness.

No more. Please no more.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 29

I made sure to post this early this week, since I've been so flaky lately. No more will Yoona and Nichkhun grow old waiting for Best of the Worst.

This week, kpop fans got to take a trip down memory lane with a few idols and their embarrassing past photos. This included Simon D and E-Sens, who took time out from the Epic Diss Track Derpfest of 2013 to poke fun at each other. And poor Ga-In also got an unwanted blast from the past on "Beatles Code 2" when her yearbook photo was flashed onscreen, causing her to shriek in horror.
Ain't no ghouls here, fool.
Don't be sad, Ga-In, we've all been there. And most people's younger-self photos are much worse.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Almost fooled by Seungri

Despite my better judgment, I found myself experiencing something akin to enjoyment while listening to Seungri's latest solo release, "Gotta Talk to U."

It surprised me, too, since Seungri usually leaves an unpleasant taste in my mouth.

And plenty of other women, I'm sure.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 15 and 22

Here's the deal: I've been sick and lazy. That's why there haven't been any posts in a couple weeks, including last week's Best of the Worst. I did start compiling last week's Best of the Worst before the sickening, though, which is why this week's edition is overflowing with unimportant news.

A lot of kpop news this week seemed to revolve around idols being bad influences. We've got a smoking hot idol, a group of pervs, and the identity of who started Hongki off on the road to nail art addiction.

Falling in love with the wrong crowd.

Friday, August 9, 2013

Thank God It's Hyuna

After less than a week, Hyuna's Instagram is proving itself to be worth following. Today, the pop princess melted fans' hearts (and probably ruined some pants, too) with one of her latest photos.

It's what I always imagined a Hyuna threesome would be like — a slightly awkward affair involving someone watching with this face

TGIH: Thank God It's Hyuna

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 8

This post is a bit late, but I don't think it's hurting anyone having to wait to look at this week's picks. They're terrible.

Nichkhun and Yoona grow old waiting for The Best of the Worst.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

40 ounces to awkward

We stayed in on Friday night after I got home from work (like we had anywhere else to be, pfft). A combination of Old E 40s, kpop, and boredom brought Soyeon Friend and me to, you know, one of those sites where you can chat with strangers.

Being new to the whole omegle thing, I started off with my go-to pickup line, but it didn't get me anywhere.

I tried tweaking my approach, to no avail.

Soyeon Friend had similar luck finding someone to chat with.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

your very own k-pop coloring book

Ever seen a picture of your favorite k-pop idol and you thought, "Why is that shit green? It'd be much better red, or purple, or black." Well now you can achieve your wildest dreams! With this patented "Thing-that-makes-stuff-black-and-white" you can make any and all of your favorite k-pop idols be wearing blackface all the time!

Why does CL have skeleton fingers? Who cares!?

Thursday, August 1, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 1

This week was full of idol selcas, more so than usual. They ran the gamut from funny to plain to G-Dragon (I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an adjective now.)

Yes, GD made some questionable ones.

I call this look "The Ga-In."

The photo that got a lot of people riled up, though, was this one:

"The Trayvon Martin" 

also known as "The What Was He Thinking? Selca"