Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 31

It's Halloween, so here's a batch of frighteningly bad kpop news to celebrate. This week's offerings are as scary as a Hara solo album.




OK, maybe they're not really that scary. But we do have idols dressed up in costumes.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Does it make me gay if I'm constantly fapping to EXO (i'm a guy!) I mean I like their music and everything but I also fanboy all over them except instead of fanboying i wish it was my jizz

It'd be cool if this was a troll but I'm not sure if your average AKP user is that intelligent.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with liking a male group or singer nor is there anything wrong with being gay. Hell, one of my favorite groups is/was Simon D/ Supreme Team but there's that fine where it goes from simply enjoying the music to wanting to stick your dick in someone's boypussy. Sometimes it can be difficult to spot that line, other times well it's pretty fucking blatant.

Something's amiss.
I mean this guy is completely normal... Just a normal guy doing normal things...

As opposed to?
Well luckily for this poster AKP is the perfect place to seek help with your conflicted feelings, full of well grounded people.

I use this same rational when discussing politics.
I just hope this guy can come to grips with his latent homosexuality before it's too late.





Trouble Maker's "Now" comeback stage disappointed me









I watched the first live performance of Trouble Maker's "There Is No Tomorrow (Now)," and it totally bummed me out.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 24

This week, someone said something every kpop fan thinks about: which idols they want to sleep with.


She just wants the Cock B.


Apparently, it didn't go over well.


Friday, October 18, 2013

Clara wants to play a "stupid asshole character"

There's a long history of butts and first pitches.

Everyone's favorite person who was shamed off the internet for saying shit that don't make sense made news today for saying shit that makes perfect sense.

AKP summed up the story by saying she wanted to play a dumb, ditzy type character. 
"So far, I did variety programs and dramas, but now I want to try movies . . . I want to try the role of a slightly air headed ditz.  I want to do a role that will entertain people."
I'm pretty sure she's already provided more entertainment without actually trying than she ever purposefully could.

Could that be why she quit "writing to focus more on acting?"

Here's a freebie, send checks to my agent.

Review: IU "Modern Times"

IU takes it back.


Way back


Monday, October 14, 2013

Songs South Korea made me like

Oftentimes, listening to certain songs in a happy setting makes me like them even when I hadn't liked them earlier. A particularly fun night drinking with friends (and pretend club dancing) made me like Carly Rae's "Call Me Maybe" and Train's "Drive By." Driving back from my grandma's with my mom made me appreciate the song "Somethin' 'Bout A Truck."

Hanging out in Seoul* made me like a few songs. 


Listening to this by myself on the couch just didn't have the same effect.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Suzy really is everywhere

After 24 hours of travel, we made it to Seoul.

Before we got here, we said it'd be impossible for us to go through the trip without seeing an advertisement featuring Suzy. Turns out, we couldn't even get through customs.


Now, before you can enter our country,
you must pledge allegiance to Suzy.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

One year later

The Fany Pack turns 1 today, and I just wanted to thank you all for reading! It means a lot.


Let's all take a page from Tiffany's book and eat cake.

Friday, October 4, 2013

Nothing lasts forever: Nicole is leaving Kara

DSP announced today that Kara's Nicole is not renewing her contract, which expires in January.


But I had grown accustomed to your face(s).


Cheerz: AOA Black "MOYA"

Soyeon Friend said he was sad Cheerz died, so I've revived it (again). Much like the undead, nothing but a blow to the head will kill this feature.

He told me to make it a really good one, as this comes out a few days before the blog's one-year anniversary, but frankly, I couldn't think of anything that was super great. However, I have had a song in my head for a good part of the past week. So let's all Cheerz AOA Black's "MOYA.


Let's also Cheerz Cheerz. I think that puts us up to like 3 Cheerzes now.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 3

This week was all about friendship, with idols showing their strong bonds with each other.


You've got a friend in kpop. Good thing, too, as it's your only one.