Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Kpop Year in Review: 2013

It's New Year's Eve, and that can only mean about 234 things. One of them is this: It's time to reflect on the year that was in kpop.

Soyeon Friend and I have come up with our top picks of the year in categories including Best New Group, Best Dance, and Most Guilty Pleasure song. So join us as we look back with Hyuna.

4Minute's "What's My Name?" did not make Best Song on either list.
It would have made Worst Song for me if we had included that category. 

But we didn't.

I'll go ahead and warn you now, Soyeon Friend and I have extremely similar tastes in kpop. There will be overlap. 

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Exo helped me realize how the Nazi's came to power

It's what we call, "not-so-subliminal-messaging".

I never thought I'd see anything like this in my own lifetime but here we are. Exo today became the first million seller in kpop in twelve years. How are so many people duped into listening to horrible music? Well, there's precedent for such mass mind-control.

The Best of the Worst: Dec. 19 and 26

Hey everybody! Long time no anything.

You might be wondering what excuse I'm going to use this time for missing Best of the Worst and generally being terrible. Well I have none. Just a deep sense of shame. ;___;

Anywho, in this entry, we have a little-known group trying to stand out, a former idol admitting she never could sing (I hear ya, sister), and the annual world's best faces list.

Oh, and then there's this little bitch.

Lee Jong Suk, you little bitch

Thursday, December 12, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Dec. 12

This week's entry is out of this world! Literally. We've got an idol going into space. 

Nah, it's not one of these lovely ladies. Their pink rocket proved too dangerous for deep-space exploration.

Don't worry, though. We also have ridiculous scandals, unimportant bits of news, and an idol eating a pastry. So if you don't want to hear any interesting news, we've got you covered, too.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

The Best of the Worst: Nov. 28 and Dec. 5

I've returned, friends, from two weeks of nothing. Sorry for the unannounced break for no reason. Ugh, I'm the worst. I'm making myself listen to all the sub-par kpop Christmas songs released in the past week right now as a form of self-flagellation.

United Cube "Christmas Song"
Painful, but not painful enough

Exo "Miracles in December" (Kor. version)
Almost appropriate punishment

Exo "Miracles in December" (Chi. version)
I deserve this for what I've done.

Anyway, for this installment of Best of the Worst, we have a couple bad photos, another honor for a bad song, and an idol who just won't give up.