Monday, December 29, 2014

SONAMOO debuts, Fangirls moo their discontent

Call me @ 1-800-IDONTGIVEAFUCK
As another exciting year in Kpop comes to a close we should all pause and reflect on what a year it's been...


Thursday, December 25, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Dec. 25

Welcome to this special Christmas edition of Best of the Worst! Since the past couple days were nothing but a barrage of idols celebrating via social media, I'll start off with that. We got to enjoy:

Jo Kwon and Min sharing an awkward "family" moment

and EXID acting cute

and BTOB looking weird, especially that guy on the left.
What's his deal?

and Seohyun showing us what we are to her

and A Pink having a spastic Christmas party thing, that reminded me of something
I would do on a Friday night in middle school 
 only by myself.
Like I had any friends then ... lawl.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Mamamoo is coming to town

I've been good this year. Someone has, at least, because Mamamoo gifted us with this:

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Edited to include adorable Secret]:

I love how their own song plays in the background.

And AOA tree time:

I love Christmas.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Dec. 18

This week gave me a lot of reasons to stop living. A 4-year-old has more followers on Instagram than I'll have on all social media in my entire life, Lee Seungi will never tell me about his sexcapades with Yoona, and I had to see this an awful lot:

Please put that away. kthxbai

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Thursday, December 11, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Dec. 11

Kpop was full of drama this week. Even putting aside the sad idol diss tracks and the meth dealing, it was quite an exciting time.

We've got police pulling a gun on a singer with his pants down, an idol who doesn't want to ruin your fantasy, and Clara's vibrating panty scene.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Bumkey is NOT a drug dealer

I was on Twitter tonight (talk to me: @BobbySaranghaeyo), and everyone was like talking shit about Bumkey doing drugs and selling meth.

My first reaction was "NOOOOOO!!! He's too talented to be a drug dealer!" Now that I've calmed down, I realize this whole "drug dealer" accusation is just a way to silence an amazing artist. Can't people just stfu about stuff they don't know? Oppa doesn't sell drugs, and here's how I know.

Monday, December 8, 2014

Thursday, December 4, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Dec. 4

Former SNSD member and current SNSD shade thrower Jessica had a big week. Among her exploits was her first post-OT9 stage with non-other than American rapper Ja Rule.

FINALLY. I've been waiting on this collab for years!

The Ice Princess also basically admitted to putting cryptic messages in Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off."

Can you spot the anti-SNSD propaganda?

Thursday, November 27, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Nov. 27

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! This year, I'm thankful for the borrowed Internet that's letting me bring you Best of the Worst, even though I'm 4,000 miles from home.

I'm also thankful for this:

Shitty Photoshop and all

Thursday, November 20, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Nov. 20

Hola friends and random Internet strangers! This week, we're serving up a heaping helping of kpop mush for you. The menu includes an actor who likes to takes things off, an Oppa who's sorry, and animal selcas.

Ostrich is not impressed.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Cheerz: AOA "Elvis"

With the release of their latest masterpiece, "Like a Cat," AOA officially ascended into the "Pretty Up There" Tier of kpop girl groups.

Yep, that's pretty up there.

To mark this momentous occasion, let us reflect on the song that kicked off the group's epic journey, "Elvis."

Thursday, November 13, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Nov. 13

This week, the kpop industry reaffirmed that it's really just 90% rumors and bad decisions.

This was a bad decision.

As was this

The "Rain nudes" were, thankfully, a rumor.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Everything I Learned About Pulling Off the Perfect Heist I Learned From AoA's "Like a Cat"

Ice to see you.
Another day, another Brave Brothers release. What's ironic about this one is that there isn't the signature "Brave Sound" shit thing in the beginning. (Do them and JYP record a new intro for every song or do they just have a stock recording?) I would have thought they would want to distance themselves from the Hello Venus comeback.. But whatever. I'm not here to talk about the song itself, but rather how this MV can help you pull off the biggest heist of your life.

Friday, November 7, 2014

Zico releases new song, "Oppa Is Just The Worst, Isn't He?"

Korean Public Enemy No. 1 (and that goes for both North and South) Zico shat on fans this week with the release of his latest song, "Oppa Is Just The Worst, Isn't He?"

Thursday, November 6, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Nov. 6

So much stupid, so little time.

Eli uploads photo of his pussy.

[MV] Fear - Clara ft. Yasu's Big Stinky Shit Sandwich

It's finally here. Who was asking for it though?
At one point in the first bun of this shit sandwich Yasu says "Time's running out, so I'm running out". Good advice for everyone to do in regards to this song.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Cheerz: Puer Kim "Manyo Maash"

The inspiration for this week's Cheerz comes from Soyeon Friend (and Halloween, der). SF has been listening to this a bunch during the past couple weeks, and I've liked it since the first listen.

If you're looking for something spooky yet a little offbeat, give it a listen:

Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 30

Welcome guys, gals and ghouls! We're back with another batch of horrifyingly awful kpop news. This week, we've got a self-proclaimed boob man, more Leeteuk bullshit, and Sica's new beaux.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Cheerz: IU "Modern Times"

I have this same outfit, actually —  
just replace the leather pants with jeans and the sheer blouse with a sweatshirt.

my dick is not ready for november

November is going to be quite the month with comebacks from AOA, Hello Venus, and now APink. Oh and two of the three will be featuring Brave Brothers. Everyone likes Brave Brothers.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 23

Kpop media embarrasses itself a lot. Its love of "Ermahgerd kpop" articles is a common culprit.

These pieces occur when someone writes an entire post about the tiniest kpop mention outside Korea in an effort to show how awesome and popular kpop is in other countries. It's one thing when Psy is going viral worldwide; it's quite another when a 3-year-old song gets 38 plays on American radio.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Cheerz: Narsha "Bbi Ri Bba Bba"

Soyeon Friend and I are celebrating "Fantastic Four-Feature Found Footage and Forties Friday" today. It's where we watch niche horror movies while drinking Old Es and making fun of how dumb the characters are in everything we watch.

We're taking a break between movies #1 and #2, so what better time to post this week's spooky-themed Cheerz  Narsha's solo masterpiece "Bbi Ri Bba Bba."

Are you ready for sexy Freddie Krueger time? Because I am.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 16

This week, I've been wondering where all my bad gurls at. Turns out, they were hanging out with Scooter Braun, trying to be the next Ariana Grande Bitch.

Or the next Rita Ora ...

Soyeon Friend already covered this in fantastic form, but American debuts are always worthy of Best of the Worst.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 9

It's with a heavy heart that we report this week the departure of Luhan from Exo.

OK, so maybe we don't give a fuck. But the implosion of SM sure is fun to watch, isn't it?

Soyeon's latest atrocity is just the most recent in a long list of atrocities committed this year

You'll burn in hell for this.
As I find myself still coping with Soyeon's atrocity that was committed this week when she had the fucking nerve to accidentally like Kai's picture on instagram, I'm comforted by knowing she's not the first or last celebrity to commit such a grievous act.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Cheerz: Rainbow "Sweet Dream"

For everyone who's sick of Taeyeon's evil ways but can't help feeling attracted to her stunning good looks, it's your lucky day. We're giving you options with this week's Cheerz. The next time you feel the Taengoo pains, just indulge in Rainbow's "Sweet Dream." Popping a Jisook in your mouth will satisfy even the strongest Taengoo cravings without all the guilt and anger.

"I would never kick Sica out of the group ... mostly 'cause she's not in mine."

Thursday, October 2, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Oct. 2

Well friends, we've made it. We've all survived SicaGate. It was touch-and-go there for a while, especially the night the terrible news was revealed, henceforth known as "The Night the Sones Cried."

A round of applause for everybody
for getting through the non-stop posts, tweets,
and stories that clogged up the kpop toilet this week

So what else happened this week? Well, it was business as usual for the rest of kpopdom. Claims of plagiarism were thrown, a celeb apologized for an embarrassing scandal, and G-Dragon alluded to his hardcore drug use.

Oh my golly ...

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Create your own kpop scandal

dolla dolla billz
In a year rife with scandals have you ever wondered how these things even get started in the first place? Do people just throw darts at a spinny board to come up with the latest scandal? It used to be that it required a lot of time and effort. For one, you have to be famous. Well I guess that's about it. However, with this patented space-age technology it is even easier and now you can create your own kpop scandal from the comfort of your home.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Jessica has left SNSD

Earlier today Jessica or someone who hacked her weibo account posted the following:
I was excited about our upcoming fan events only to shockingly be informed by my company and 8 others that as of today, I'm no longer a member. I'm devastated - my priority and love is to serve as a member of GG, but for no justifiable reason, I am being forced out.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Sept. 25

Can you believe it? It's already been a week. And we have plenty to talk about for this first Best of the Worst of Fall 2014. We have a half-naked actor/model whacked out on goofballs, a couple of celebs who are most definitely not gay, and that dog from "My Lovely Girl" gaining popularity.

No, not this one ...

I know who the other Crayon Pop subunit member is

 So there's going to be a Crayon Pop sub-unit and today 50% of it was revealed when Choa said:
“Ta-da! I can reveal that the first member of the Crayon Pop subunit is me, ChoA! We have been working very hard on the new subunit album. Please expect a lot! Who do you think the next member will be? That will be revealed tomorrow!”
While I'm legally obligated to keep a secret until tomorrow when it's officially revealed I can give you this clue. Her name starts with 'W' and ends in 'Y'.
I actually hope it's Soyul to be honest.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Monday, September 22, 2014

Lee Hoo needs to take a step back, avoid the twitters

In case you missed one of the strangest stories in k-pop over the weekend ZE:A's Lee Hoo has basically gone cray. It all started Saturday night when Lee Hoo tweeted a series of strange tweets attacking the CEO of their company, Star Entertainment. Among a vast plethora of at times undecipherable tweets he said: 
I cried and asked you.. CEO Shin Joo Hak… I asked you not to cross the line.. You crossed the line that you shouldn't have and now you must deal with it. My lid is open. I have dealt with [everything], from hair loss to depression. Be prepared… President, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. All I wanted was a warm word.
After this it later came out that essentially the CEO had agreed to pretty much everything including contract and profit adjustments.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Cheerz: Taetiseo "Twinkle"

After a two-and-a-half-year wait, Taetiseo finally came back! Unfortunately, in true SM form, they released the stinker "Holler." Now I have to air out my ears with the musical version of Febreze. Cheerz :[

Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Sept. 18

Hello again, friends, and welcome back to The Best of the Worst! This week, we ponder a question that has plagued mankind for ages:

"Why can't we all just rip off 'Man From the Stars'?"

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Oppar really didn't mean it, promises not to do it again.

The girlfriend, known as 'A' of Kim Hyun Joong has put in a request to drop the charges of assault and battery, essentially letting him off the hook aside from an apology and damaged public perception. The lawyer went on to say that 'A' was planning on dropping all charges on no condition or receipt of settlement money as soon as Joong made an apology.

While it's acknowedged bullshit that he is getting off with beating his girlfriend for literally nothing we can all at least rest assured that his domestic abuse was probably just an isolated incident. Like I said in the title I'm sure Oppa didn't mean it. Oppa was probably just under a lot of stress.

Well at least his fans probably look at him with a shit load of scrutiny...

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you 

So in conclusion, nothing has changed at all.

Soyou and her abs are having a comeback

Just recently I was wondering in regards to Soyou, "Do you even Lift"? I can definitively say she does. I can also definitely say she's making a solo comeback.

Being the middle of watching, "My Girlfriend is a Gumiho" I can't help but notice some similarities except for Shin Min Ah has nine-tails and Soyou here at least only has one. Lame. Anyway, on Sistar's Twitter it was written that the comeback will be on September 26th.