Saturday, May 31, 2014

Cheerz: 2PM "Electricity"

FACT: This is the sexiest kpop song.

FACT: It's not a title track, so it doesn't have a video.

FACT: That's a damn shame.




Thursday, May 29, 2014

The Best of the Worst: May 29

I'll be honest with you (most of the time I'm a filthy liar, you see): The most ridiculous thing to happen this week was the After School cryfest. Since I already wrote about that, though, let's move on to the next worst thing: This Brazilian who transformed himself to look like a Korean. I guess.


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Suzy shortens my attention span

I was totally going to make some half-assed post about my excitement for Hyomin's upcoming solo debut. Then I saw these photos of Suzy with the LA Dodgers, and I've been obsessed with them ever since.

Please enjoy this even more half-assed post about Suzy.


Just so you know, this is the best thing I've seen all day.

Raina apologizes to butthurt fans

After School fans ain't nuthin' to fuck wit.


Public Enemy Nos. 1-8

Thursday, May 22, 2014

The Best of the Worst: May 22

Welcome, friends! We've got another great bunch of kpop non-news for you. This week's edition features an artist who might need psychological help, a solo singer who wanted to be a news anchor, and girls in summerwear.


I do not approve of this bucket hat trend
that's popped up in kpop lately.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Cheerz: Nine Muses "Gun"

Nine Muses' Sera inspired this post. She's been uploading gloriously entertaining covers on her Youtube channel lately. I've been getting more into Nine Muses in the past month or two, so I was already mulling Cheerzing them. But this vid sealed the deal for me:


Sera is immensely likable in this.
I only wish I could be that honest and awesome.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

The Best of the Worst: May 15

Hola, friends! How were you this week? I was good. Glad the weather stayed nice.

Whew, now that we've got those needless pleasantries out of the way, let's jump right into the word of this week: bewildered, as in, "I'm bewildered so many people were shocked and upset that Kris wants to leave Exo."

Come on, people, he's tried to leave before.




Unnecessary shock aside, the drama created by the news that Kris is suing SM to get out of his contract has been amusing, to say the least. And the details have only fueled the fire.

If you want to know the general response to the scandal or have time you want to spend unwisely, head on over to the "Overdose" MV on YouTube. Here's a sample of the top comments:



Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Thanks, Seo In Guk

While getting ready to write a different post after work today, I naturally got distracted. Maybe I have a short attention span, idk.




But somewhere in my 11 open tabs, I noticed Seo In Guk's new video had come out. And since I didn't have anything to do other than work on my original post, make dinner, clean, and generally be an adult, I decided to check it out. What I found was something pleasant yet all too rare lately: a solidly good music video.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

The Best of the Worst: May 8

Sorry for the late BotW posting this week. I've recently started working days for the first time in my life, and I'm still discombobulated. So if my timing seems off on posts, that's why.

But fear not. We still have a bunch of abba-so-fucking-lutely terrible great stories this week. There's a G-Dragon beauty tutorial, a crazy gift from fans, and a group who's so popular right now they literally make the ground shake.


"Yeah, when we're nearby, the troops are always at attention."

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Review: Exo "Overdose"

Well, that was a whole bunch of nothing.


Join me as we explore the depths of dullness.


Friday, May 2, 2014

Cheerz: Wonder Girls "Tell Me"

This week's Cheerz is a short one because I'm beat. Luckily, no words are necessary for this song as it's a kpop classic.


Thursday, May 1, 2014

The Best of the Worst: May 1

This week's Best of the Worst is for you, BTS fans. Don't say I never did anything for you.


Drop it like it's Hyejeong.