Saturday, August 30, 2014

Cheerz: A Pink "Yeah"

My love for Bomi and my desire to post photos of her in no way influenced this pick.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 28

Star Empire released teasers photos for project group Nasty Nasty this week. The group's set to debut next week with a threesome concept, or something like that.

When I first heard about this unit group while I was scrolling through my Twitter feed (probably looking out for Bora booty shots) and saw that it included Kevin, I got really confused. This popped into my mind:

Not exactly your poster sex icon.

Then, I found out it was ZE:A's Kevin, which instantly cleared things up in my mind:

Yeah, I had no idea what ZE:A's Kevin looked like ...

But anyway ...

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Cheerz: Super Junior "Bonamana"

Super Junior is coming back soon with the group's seventh full-length album. In SM's long-standing quest to make Super Junior the laughingstock of kpop, the teasers show the group dressed up as cowboys, a look that doesn't work on most.

Save a horse, ride a Suju?

Thursday, August 21, 2014

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 21

It was a wild week in kpop, with an out-of-control party, salacious dancing, and a particularly problematic bra.

Hyosung wins the wet T-shirt contest.

... Oh, it was a video to raise awareness for ALS?
Well, I guess she wins that, too.

Monday, August 18, 2014

KARA Mamma Mia, It's time to be OK

KARA as seen by someone with cataracts.
KARA has finally come back sans Nicole and Jiyoung and basically it's time to be OK. The new addition to the group, YoungJi (as in bizarro Jiyoung) says a line or two though so that's cool. Apparently she doesn't really speak Japanese that well yet though so maybe that's why. Fangirls seem to be evenly split with some vowing to never like the new makeup of the group and others feeling like it's a good transition between old-ara and new-ara. The truth of the matter is that this video while having a pretty generic boring concept does provide for some good fapping opportunities. 

No! You're doing it all wrong!
Just as tomorrow, tomorrow night begins tomorrow.
I don't know I might be in minority in that liked Secret's comeback more, I bring this up since both these songs were by Duble Sidekick.

I wonder what she's waiting for?
This video is basically just a message for retarded fangirls who might be ready to riot that you all need to shut the fuck up, cherish Hara (if you aren't already) and get OK. 

Fuck, lost my place.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Secret hits new high in sexy perfection

Last night's Music Core included the best kpop stage in recent years. By the time Secret took the stage for their "I'm in Love" comeback, it was pouring rain. What happened next was an excellent show of professionalism and skill. Basically, the group KILLED IT, barefoot in the rain.

Who knew Secret could be even better than we thought?

I'll throw the Girl's Day performance out there, too. They also handled it amazingly and seemed pretty amused by the whole downpour thing.

Review: Taemin "Danger"

Yesterday, SHINee's Taemin became the group's first member to go solo. When I heard Taemin was going to release a solo debut, I wondered why they picked him of all the SHINee members to go alone. 

And after listening to the mediocre Michael Jackson-wannabe "Danger," I'm still asking myself why.

Is that you, Krystal?

I thought maybe watching the video might improve my opinion on the whole thing. The teasers and video stills promised an edgy, maybe even dangerous side of Taemin. That could be fun, right?

Just how dangerous is Taemin? Let's examine.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Secret's "IIL" dance practice is the best thing I've seen all week

This deserves its own post. Bask in the perfection.


And this, too, because I will make any excuse to play it again.

The Best of the Worst: Aug. 14

Welcome back, friends, to the shit that never ends. It's Best of the Worst time!

This week, we have a questionable song choice for a company's ads, a ridiculous Guinness World Records entry, and a celeb who gets a little too real on Twitter.


Tuesday, August 12, 2014

My Latest Obsession: BESTie flop edition

Lately, I've come to really appreciate BESTie's latest offering, "Hot Baby." OK, so it's been kind of a flop. Well, replace "kind of a" with "a spectacular," and that's accurate, anyway.

Surely, artsy shots like this in which you can barely see your favorite member are helping it, though, right?

Monday, August 11, 2014

Secret has a Problem... A Sexy Problem

Poor Secret. It seems they've all come down with a problem and during a routine visit to the music label psychiatrist the worst fears were confirmed. Secret has fallen in love.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Cheerz: Davichi "Love and War"

I'll throw this out there now: I'm not normally a fan of Davichi. I get that they're wonderfully talented, perfectly nice ladies. I have nothing against them. I just think most of their music is a real snoozefest, you know?

Ughghgghghghg, 2008 video quality