Thursday, January 29, 2015

The Best of the Worst: Jan. 29, 2015

Hola, everyone! We're back with more kpop hearsay and conjecture. This week, we've got an idol rumored to have left their company, someone lying about her age, and an idol who loves pussy a little too much for one reporter.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

The Best of the Worst: Jan. 22, 2015

Big news hit the kpop scene this week when it was revealed that Yura's "We Got Married" marriage might be

Yes, news of the illegitimacy of her fake sacred union broke when a magazine reported that husband Hong Jong Hyun is dating this homewrecker:

"The other woman," aka Nana

Now, I can't even include this story in this week's roundup, because it's probably all lies.

Who fact-checked this?

Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Best of the Worst: Jan. 15, 2015

This week, we explore bad decisions. The kinds of decisions that make you say, "Who the hell thought that was a good idea?"

Like, I can almost understand the fans who got a little too crazy when they saw T-ara in Vietnam. You're excited, there's a lot going on, other people are going nuts, so maybe you lose it and grab whatever part of an idol gets closest to you. That's still not the best decision, but perhaps in the heat of the moment, you didn't have time to vet it properly.

"Unnie, Unnie, I love you! Now give me a chunk of your hair."

Or maybe you have a creepy Jiyeon love doll at home you need to finish.

But I draw a blank on understanding some bad decisions — like a photoshoot at the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe. Someone had to plan that. 

Sexy time at the Holocaust memorial

Monday, January 12, 2015

How Much Jizz Has Been Fapped to 'Wiggle Wiggle'?

Alice demands more.
As of this writing, Hello Venus' latest single "Wiggle Wiggle" has only been out two days, but it already has 227,386 views. Nothing to scoff at. In the leadup to the release, there were countless .gifs made of the various practice videos that seemed to get sexier each time. At one point, I remarked to AKF, "There's already been enough jizz spilled to fill an Olympic-size swimming pool." Now that the video has been out a couple days, let's how close I was.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Best of the Worst: Jan. 8, 2015

Welcome, everyone! Start this week, I'm posting BotW on Anti Kpop-Fangirl and here. So now you can suffer in two places. Awww, hugs for everybody!

Now down to business. And by business, I mean the stupid shit that happened in kpop this week. We've got an idol who looks like a dinosaur, the "Most Perfect Man of 2014," and an idol who lets celebs use his home for hookups.

Sounds sexy.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Can We All Please Stan Jewelry? (No)

(So, I started this post yesterday when Jewelry was still a thing and it was going to be a post about how we need to desperately fap to them so they don't disband but then I woke up to this news and now it's a moot point. So I guess let's fap to the memories...)

Kpop's longest running girl group (with more than two members... Even though now they only have one zero) is in dire straits... dead.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

10 best kpop songs of 2014

I wrote 90% of this post weeks ago, then got lazy and didn't feel like finishing it before the new year. But hey, a little late is better than never, right?

OK, maybe not. Chill, Red Velvet.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

The Best of the Worst: Jan. 1, 2015

Welcome, friends, and happy 2015! Let us ring in the new year by reflecting on annoying things that happened in the last week of the old one, like fashion faux pas.

And "Mr. Mr." performances

Warning: It's almost all SM this week for some reason.