Monday, March 30, 2015

Where's my insulin?

LABOUM's latest release is quite possibly the most sugary song kpop has ever seen.

That's a whole lotta sugar.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Best of the Worst: March 19, 2015

The struggle continued for the f(x) fandom this week as SM announced that Red Velvet's fanclub will get a name less than a year after the group's debut.

Look at them walk all over your faves. 

Fans of f(x) naturally got indignant at the news as their own group's fanclub has yet to get a name after six years.

This is why you don't piss off your boss, kids.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Seized Documents Reveal Polaris' Controversial New Girl Group Concept

Following the news that Polaris Entertainment's Lee Gyu Tae was being arrested for fraud, more news has surfaced revealing a shocking new concept that the company was planning to debut sometime next year.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

The things I would do to Seulong

I've recently come to appreciate the example of human perfection that is Seulong. I'd known about him for years through his inclusion in 2AM, but I'd never paid him any attention because, ew, 2AM. He caught my notice lately, though, with his overshadowing of almost everyone in the Uee drama "Hogu's Love" and his appearance on "Unpretty Rapstar."

To satisfy my newfound craving for all things Seulong, I present this gift of Seulong pics to everyone.

In extra large photo size, because I know how you like it

* DISCLAIMER: No visible dick appears in this piece. My Google image search for "Seulong dick" only turned up random clothed photos of him and this link to a particularly disturbing OH thread on Chanyeol's bulge (something I did not, in fact, need to see in my lifetime.) A search for "Seulong's long dong" proved equally fruitless. 

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Best of the Worst: March 12, 2015

Hello again, friends, haters and social misfits! The week was a standout one for Clara. She avoided a lawsuit with advertisers, the CEO of Polaris Entertainment was arrested, and she released this book:

Available at a grocery checkout near you

How Much Jizz Has Been Fapped to 'Paradise Lost'?

My suggestion for Gain's new logo.
Professor Soyeon here, who has all the answers in life, particularly when those questions are, "Just how much jizz has been fapped to various Kpop videos." In my last installment we tackled 'Wiggle Wiggle' and today we're going to take a look at Gain's new single, 'Paradise Lost'.

Friday, March 6, 2015

The 1st Annual Kpop Hunger Games

The opening field.

Not too far into the future a great calamity overtook the world of Kpop. After years of extremely bland, derivative songs and poorly written articles a great battle was fought. After years of harsh fighting, most of Kpop was completely destroyed except for a few groups who went into hiding and several blog authors. Eventually those groups came out of hiding and were split into 12 districts. As punishment for their transgressions each district is mandated to send 2 representatives or tributes to a fight to the death with only one person emerging victorious.

This is a recap of how the first ever Kpop Hunger Games played out.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

The Best of the Worst: March 5, 2015

Yewon earned a new title this week: Nation's Punching Bag.

Please take out your minor frustrations on me
and then blame me for it.

No, really, I want you to scream at me.