Thursday, July 30, 2015

Best of the Worst: July 30, 2015

Welcome back, everyone. We've got quite the collection of kcrap today. There's an idol who kisses people when she's drunk, YG's confession and G-Dragon's sick ride.


Please take me for a ride, GD.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Review: Beast "YeY"

Could there be a better visual metaphor for Beast's latest song, "YeY," than Hyunseung wallowing in a pile of garbage?



No.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Review: Primary "Don't Be Shy," featuring Choa and IRON



Is Primary's new song the sleeper hit of this summer?



G-Friend Comes Back With Me Gustas Tu, Still No Hints What the 'G' Stands For

My Spanish is real rusty but I think that means, "More ass shots of Shinb and Yerin."
G-Friend came back with a new M/V, Me Gustas Tu. I haven't really paid much attention to them except I know one of the members asked her PS for the 'Sica' and their asses are pretty decent. No, what I'm really concerned with is figuring out what that damn 'G' stands for. I've compiled a few possibilities.


Thursday, July 23, 2015

Best of the Worst: July 23, 2015

Can you believe it? It's already been a week. And that means more shitty kpop news.

Today we've got a hip-hop star going (back) to prison, a questionable MV model choice, and poor Nine Muses.




Thursday, July 16, 2015

Best of the Worst: July 16, 2015

Halloween is still months away, but I saw something recently that frightened me to my very core. No, it wasn't the first of Hara's "Choco Chip Cookie" stages.

It was something much worse.

Boy group animal "plushies." (I can't even type that word without quotes, because it disgusts me so much.) Basically, they are the most obnoxious pieces of cutesy bullshit ever. And most of them don't even look anything like the idols they're portraying.

Do not scroll down if you're feeling suicidal. I don't want this post to be the thing that finally pushes you over the edge. That's what family's for.




Die.


Die quicker.


Die by that bear's hand.

Oh, fine, just kill me instead.

Friday, July 10, 2015

Best of the Worst: July 10, 2015

I'm a little late on this week's post. But hey, I never promised reliability, did I?

Kpop media's been extra obsessed with female idols and their hair this week, and I don't get it. In a time where Girl's Day flashed their goodies to the world, we get this:


You shitting me?

Friday, July 3, 2015

Best of the Worst: July 2, 2015

Despite all the girl group comebacks, great and not-so-great, this summer, kpop news is still somehow inundated with Big Bang bullshit. Namely, people upset at Big Bang.

Now, I understand if Taecyeon is upset with BB, since his group got publicly shat upon in favor of G-
Dragon and the Boyz.

But other BB-butthurt news bewilders me.