Thursday, February 25, 2016

Best of the Worst: Feb. 25, 2016

Something terrible has happened to one of our most important idols: AOA (aka "Good") Jimin. It was revealed this week that someone is trying to kill her!

And by kill her, I mean her career. Because why else would the latest teaser for her upcoming solo look like this:

What even? Why??

Why, Mommy, why?

An Open Letter to Hyomin

What. The Fuck.
Dear Hyomin.

I have been a T-ara fan for many years. I have always supported my unnies, but I couldn't just let this one go. I am shocked and saddened to find out that you have turned into a slut. I remember back in the "Like a First Time" days when you were very pretty and appealing without resorting to taking your shirt off and balancing on the floor like some kind of disgusting slutty seal. To think I respected you and admired you and bought a signed "Nice Body" album. I want you to know I burned it. No, not like I made a copy of it. I put it in the trashcan and burned it to ashes.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Best of the Worst: Feb. 18, 2016

Hello, readers! Welcome back to Best of the Worst, where we condense your shitty kpop news into easily digestible bites. Mmmmmmm.

Anywho ...

Question: Would you help crowdfund your faves' comeback? And if so, which group would you give money to?

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Best of the Worst: Feb. 4, 2016

Kpop's been all about ugly realities this week. I don't know why. If I wanted reality, I wouldn't be listening to all this kpop. But yeah, in this edition of Best of the Worst, you'll learn Big Bang's boring reality, the truth about 4Minute's latest album sales, and what those hot high heels do to your favorite female idols' bodies. 

Oh, yeah, and CL makes an appearance:

People still wear grills? It's 2016.

Reality is really scary sometimes.