Thursday, March 31, 2016

Best of the Worst: March 31, 2016

I've written before about my obsession with Seolhyun's cardboard cutout of herself. Well, today I found out that not only do they sell for three times what it cost to make the original (about $87 now), but they're also available for purchase!

Finally, a chance for Seolhyun to come hither at me.

Naturally, I tried to see if there were any on Amazon. But alas, there were none. Amazon did have some snazzy other cutouts, though. Might have to get me one of those.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Best of the Worst: March 24, 2016

This week, we've got an idol who's impressed by a shower, a girl group member you can't take anywhere, and an uncomfortable situation with Seolhyun.

Well aren't you nice? Now please, get the fuck off me.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Best of the Worst: March 17, 2016

Hello kpop lovers and random passersby. In today's edition of Best of the Worst, we've got grannies dancing to kpop, the creepiest idol group idea ever, and Hyunseung continuing his streak of being problematic.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Best of the Worst: March 10, 2016

Hello friends, and welcome to the drunk idols edition of Best of the Worst! I didn't intend this week to have a theme; it just happened that way. So anyway, please enjoy the following pickings, which include obnoxious cross-dressing, Eunji's hot workout, and TWO stories involving idols with soju.

Drunk Sulli is all of us who just don't give anymore fucks.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

I Hate Ryu Sera

This isn't just some simple k-pop, "Haha! I hate Taeyeon for kicking out Jessica" type hatred. No, this is something more. I actually hate her. I hate Ryu Sera. I hate her with every fiber of my being.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Review: Jimin, featuring Xiumin "Call You Bae"

AOA's Jimin released her first "official" solo song this week. So how was it?

Not good, fam. Not good.

Kpop Osmosis: Or how I learned every Exo member's name without trying

I've been a hardcore kpop fan for about six years now, and I've been active on kpop blogs and Twitter for over three. In that time, I've learned a lot of useless kpop facts I wish I hadn't devoted brain space to. Things like:

  • Jessica's boyfriend's name is Tyler Kwon, and he has an absolutely monstrous forehead. 
  • Former A Pink member Yookyung has a rich dad.
  • Girl's Day's Sojin went to school for mechanical engineering.
  • Seohyun loves sweet potatoes. 
  • Siwon is super rich and religious and doesn't much care for the gays.

Stuff like that.*

All that pales, though, in comparison to the amount of Exo knowledge I've acquired despite my best attempts to do otherwise. I call this Kpop Osmosis, the phenomenon by which a person absorbs useless kpop information through no effort of their own.